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Dane Swan Tells Marley Williams To Stop Acting Like Such A Pussy
Collingwood veteran Dane Swan has imparted some wisdom on his younger team mate Marley Williams, as 22-year-old deals with the fallout from his 12-month suspended sentence for causing grievous...
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Judd To Return In Time To Feature In Humble New Marketing Campaign
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AFL Confident Crowd Numbers Won’t Be Impacted By Mandatory Organ Donation For Spectators
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Malthouse Thanks Gibbs For Reminding Him That He Was Meant To Come Up With A Game Plan
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Carlton Give Bryce Gibbs A Token Spot On List Of 150 Club Legends To Try And Entice Him To Stay
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Lance Franklin Pleased With How Quickly The Swans Have Bought Into The Buddy Culture
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James Hird Summons Eight-Year-Old Daughter To Basement For Briefing On Strategy to Clear His Name
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James Hird Summons Eight-Year-Old Daughter To Basement For Briefing On Strategy to Clear His Name
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Bomber Shouts Tania Hird A Box of Anti-Ageing Supplements For Helping Secure His Long Term Coaching Career
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Tania Hird Cleans Up At The TAB After Single-Handedly Blowing The Bomber’s Odds Out To $3.00
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BomberTV Magically Captures Essendon Supporter’s Long Held Visions in Stunning High-Definition
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Essendon Outraged as 12 Players Publicly Named in Kevin Sheedy’s Supercoach Side
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Hird to Return From Suspension a Better, Stronger Person Following Series of Cyborg Implants
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Mick Gatto Advances to Second Stage of Interviews For Essendon Senior Coaching Role
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Secret Tapes Reveal Essendon’s Parents Meeting
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AFL and Essendon Turn to Palestine’s Leaders to Help Resolve Conflict
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James Hird Realises He Hasn’t Updated His Résumé in Ages
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Commentator’s Attach GPS Trackers to Wives’ Cars as Wayne Carey Joins Channel 7
Several high profile AFL media personalities have been forced to take precautionary measures involving attaching GPS trackers to their wives’ cars, as North Melbourne legend Wayne Carey prepares to...
Malthouse Cures Daisy’s Chest Infection With Hourly Application of Vicks VapoRub
Carlton’s Dale Thomas has been cured of his chest infection and declared fit to play in Monday night’s NAB challenge game against Adelaide, following an intensive treatment regime involving...
Hird to Return From Suspension a Better, Stronger Person Following Series of Cyborg Implants
In a candid interview with The Age newspaper, Essendon president Paul Little has predicted that coach James Hird will return from his twelve month suspension a better and stronger...
