The Giants playing group and wider AFL community have been left awestruck this morning, with draftee Brent Daniels turning up to Wednesday’s closed training session with an audacious hairstyle that observers described as a regular, “short back n’ sides” type do.
“What the fuck is that?!” shrieked Callan Ward, who has opted for a far more conservative hairstyle, known traditionally as the manbun. “This kid’s clearly got tickets on himself, walking into the club rocking that kind of do. Is he for real?”
Daniels appeared nonplussed by the intense criticism surrounding his unorthodox coiffure, going about this normal business while his teammates watched on in bewilderment.
“It’s important to be yourself,” said the number 27 pick from last year’s draft. “Yeah I’ve got a personality, and I’m not afraid to show it.”