Captain Carlton And Hovercraft Turned Away From Marvel Stadium

A local superhero has found himself on the outer today, with security staff at the newly named Marvel Stadium refusing Captain Carlton entry to the arena, despite his clearly demonstrated superhuman ability to make Blues fans enjoy football.

Captain Carlton had assumed he would be welcomed at the stadium and planned on completing a series of celebratory laps in his highly popular hovercraft.

But his day was cut short when security personnel insulted his integrity by questioning his status as a bonafide superhero and promptly sent him home.

“Not today mate.”