China Edition of AFL Evolution Features Whinging David Koch On Cover

Diehard Chinese AFL fans eagerly awaiting the blockbuster video game dedicated to their favourite code are in for a treat, with the developers today confirming that one of the sport’s most recognizable faces will grace the cover of the local edition.

“We wanted to give the Chinese fans a familiar face, somebody they could identify with and who better to fill that role than the man they see whining on morning tv and disrespecting their national colors?” said head developer Chris Jennings.

The studio also confirmed rumours that Koch only just beat out Chinese president Xi Jinping for the coveted role, who himself is a massive AFL fan and long-suffering member of the Gold Coast.