Drunken Charlie Curnow Takes Carlton Hovercraft For Celebratory Joyride


Following raucous celebrations after Carlton’s historic second consecutive victory on Sunday, an inebriated Charlie Curnow has set out across Ikon Park in a gleeful joyride aboard the club’s fabled hovercraft.

“Don’t worry boys I’ve only had a few! How hard could this be?” Curnow could be heard shouting as he tore across the wing and into the forward 50. “I’m just going to take the backstreets!”

Curnow was a late withdrawal from Sunday’s match after a wild Saturday night out, but that didn’t stop the young utility from spearheading the afterparty back at Ikon Park. He did hand over the reigns to Levi Casboult for a short circuit, but the big forward’s accuracy brought him undone as he repeatedly steered the vehicle into the fencing along the boundary line.


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