North Melbourne Announce New Major Sponsor Glen’s Fish n’ Chips

Destitute suburban club the North Melbourne Kangaroos are preparing for a huge revenue boost, today confirming that local dining establishment Glen’s Fish n’ Chips has signed on as its major sponsor until 2021.

Glen’s Fish n’ Chips replaces the Melrose Street Laundry as the Kangaroo’s major commercial sponsor, and will have access to invaluable real estate on the front and back of the team’s guernsey as well as signage around its Arden St base.

“We can confirm that Glen has shown great faith in the direction of the club and signed a mutli-thousand dollar deal, a welcome injection of cash that will help us land a marquee player from the Goulbourn Valley Football League,” said club chairman Ben Buckley. “We thank the Melrose Street Laundry for its support over the years.”