Port Adelaide Optimistic Of Losing Kochie Somewhere In China

Port Adelaide sources have divulged a secretive plot designed to lose David Koch on the streets of China, with the leadership group hoping to return to Australian shores next week free of their loud-mouthed president.

“There’s like a billion people there or something, shouldn’t be too hard,” said captain Travis Boak. “We’ll just casually suggest that he take a walk through downtown Shanghai during peak hour and hope that we can give him the slip once and for all.”

Boak also confirmed that the clash between Port Adelaide and the Gold Coast had actually been orchestrated primarily for the opportunity to discard the outspoken Koch, a plan that had the backing of the AFL, the 17 other clubs and the Australian federal government.